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I'm guessing that when BMW releases their first car with automatic parallel parking, it will usher in a whole new kind of auto insurance. You'll have to specify whether or not you know if anyone in your area has this technology, so that they can insure your car for even more money because—let's face it—this system is going to cause some serious problems.

You know how most people can't use computers? And how most people drive like shit? And how they can't follow directions? Yeah, combine all of that and call it "automatic parallel parking." I'll call it "automatic smashing the shit out of two cars every time you park."

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