This isn't my story, so I'm not supposed to be telling it:
When Ben was ten years old, a girl in his class pulled him into the bathroom in the middle of recess and tried to kiss him. Ben was more interested in kickball, so he refused. Nancy, the girl, said she wanted to show Ben her 'business', but Ben didn't want that either. Nancy didn't care, though, and she started disrobing right there in the bathroom.
Just as Nancy successfully disrobed, a teacher walked in and caught them. She took them to the Principal's office where that very same Principal called Ben's parents. When Ben's father, Dmitri, arrived twenty minutes later smelling of cigar smoke and speaking with a thick accent, he asked what the problem was. The Principal related that Nancy, scared and mistreated, had been forced to remove her clothing at Ben's demand.
"Is this true, Ben?" Dmitri asked.
"No, she did it on her own!" Ben cried. "I didn't make her!"
Dmitri clapped his hands and addressed the Principal politely: "You see? Ben was just in the right place at the right time!"
All names have been changed to protect the identities of those involved. Except Nancy. That dirty, dirty girl.