The guide menu's blurb for the first night of the two-part 24 season premiere:
A series of terrorist attacks leads into a nail-biting day.
And the second:
Unthinkable events are unfolding.
To be honest, these are the most ridiculous and yet most appropriate blurbs I can think of. 24 is one of the best (if not the best) shows on television.
About five minutes before the end of the second two-hour block, I actually said out loud, "But how are they going to top last year?" And then they did. Just like that.