Possible titles for my unwritten autobiography:
- An Acceptable Person
- Garrett Murray: Inventor of the Contact Lens
- High on Life, Smack
- Green, Blue, Gray, White, Dark Gray
- Unachievable Greatness Achieved
- Garrett Murray, 19??-32??
- What's Up, Flapjack?
- The Life and Times of Dudeous Maximus III
- Growing Up Garrett, the Garrett Murray Story
- Douching for Cash